February 2010
jennifermorris asked: I have the distinct pleasure of not having "Jersey Shore" on my MTV. But I'm a sucker for super-shit TV, so should my English self check out what this ever-long theme is all about?
svgllmnt asked: why the hell is she at the grammys? explain. PLEASE.
Me, My Aunt, and Patron.
Aunt Kathy: What is this?
My mom: It's Patron! Tequila!
Aunt Kathy: Uhh...no lime? No salt?
Me: STRAIGHT NO CHASER!
Aunt Kathy: Listen--
Me: Trust me, you don't need training wheels on this.
Aunt Kathy: No...you listen, I've done this before. (Gestures toward her daughter and me). There's a reason that you guys are here.
January 2010
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